Favorite quotes

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither.

Born again?! No, I’m not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.

Creationists make it sound as though a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.

Doubt is part of all religion. All the religious thinkers were doubters.

Eskimo: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” Priest: “No, not if you did not know.” Eskimo: “Then why did you tell me?”

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.

He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife.

Human beings must be known to be loved; but Divine beings must be loved to be known.

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.