Favorite quotes

What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.

God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.

Before God we are all equally wise – and equally foolish.

I could prove God statistically.

The gods too are fond of a joke.

If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.

They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.