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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
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Author: Josh Billings
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A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
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Author: George Bernard Shaw
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(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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Author: H. L. Mencken
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
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Author: Steven Wright
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.