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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

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A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.

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